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So, it's that time again when I have to make a very important decision.

About my hair.

(Cue Josh crying/breaking things in the corner because if he has to hear about my hair one more time I'm pretty sure he's just gonna shave it off in my sleep.) (And then we'll be twinsies!)

You all remember last time things got weird.  Oh, what?  You don't?  Here's a little reminder.

And I thought I was in the clear, but then today when I got home from seeing everyone I've ever known, I looked in the mirror and thought, "Why is Albert Einstein smiling at me like that?"

Turns out it was me.

Here's the thing - I'm very indecisive.  Like, VERY indecisive.  I'm still not sure about Addie's name remaining Adeline.  I've always liked Constance.  And what sort of dessert should I have usually ends up like this:

"Ice cream.  No, wait, Oreos."  *takes a bite of an Oreo* "Nope, ice cream."  *scoops heaps of ice cream into bowl. Re-thinks ice cream and eats a whole Oreo, but does so very slowly so that can decide if Oreo is actually delicious.* "Is not delicious!  Ice cream it is!"  *takes bite of ice cream. Ice cream seems really cold.  Like, unnaturally cold.  Maybe does not even have flavor because it's too cold?  Why would I ever choose ice cream!  Is nasty, cold stuff that's not a solid really and is not a liquid, is weird blubbery cold stuff that doesn't even taste like anything!*  "Oreos all night!"  *Eats another Oreo, very slowly again.  Now Oreo has no flavor.  How can this be? Did taste buds die?  Are they frozen?* "Can I even talk??"  *Determines talking ability still functional.  Runs tongue under warm water to help thaw them.  Wonder why doesn't run tongue under relaxing warm water more often.  Is really joyous feeling.  Should market tongue running treatment at a spa and make millions!* "Ice cream then. Followed by a tongue sink bath."  *Eats bite of ice cream.  Then bite of Oreo.  Appears they have better flavor if you eat them at the same time.*

*Nine minutes later entire pint of ice cream and box of Oreos is gone.  Dessert indecision only leads to eating all the desserts.* 

*Runs tongue under warm water for cleansing.  Must get it prepared for the after dessert salt treat - Cheetos.*

The point is I can be indecisive.  So I've decided to leave it up to you guys and have made a poll!  For my hair!

BEST!  THING!  EVAR!

Feel free to vote however you'd like.  It's all anonymous (though Mom and Tiana I know how you guys are going to vote, and you just cancel each other out, so there's that.  the only time you guys ever agreed on my hair was for Tiana's wedding and we all know how that turned out.)

Yeah, that mane is natural.  And about to eat the bride.

Here's some pictures of short hair to help refresh your memory:

And here's some long:

(yes this was 10 years ago, but I'm pretty sure I still look 24)  (in my heart)

Pretty sure this was the night I got pregnant.

You're all welcome for that info.

None of these girls is the father.

Pregnant long hair still counts as long hair.

Thanks!

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Oh and here's some of the kids.  Cuz they be cute.

Drunk.

Drunker.